There's a good reason why people think I'm an asshole. Yes, I do a decent amount of charity work. Yes, if I find cash on the floor of a store I take it to the front of the store and whisper in hushed tones that I found money on the floor. But still, when it boils down to it... 

I'm a terrible person.

So, I was leveling my mage's (BentoBox) inscription. While I was doing this, a cloth-wearing level sixteen warrior came up to me. He invited me to a group. Now, my friends are all alt-o-holics, and they're also ridiculous, so wearing cloth and standing around the AH isn't really something too far out of character for them. I asked who they were. They replied with "legen" Low and behold, there was "Legen" a level sixteen warrior standing there in all his clothy glory. He was a member of Instantly my brain realized that he was not going to have much fun with my level 22 mage. My level 80 warrior, on the other hand.

I logged onto Anjah and did the normal things I do to torment people. Use a jade focusing beam, put him on follow, transformed into an iron dwarf and made awkward sexual advances. He called me "stuped" for the longest time. He kept telling me a bunch of things. And then suddenly he started professing his love for me. To be honest it reminded me of a video in Biology that I'd seen. Some biologists once stuck a fake hummingbird in another humming birds territory. The aggressive male humming bird tried to fend off the intruder. When he noticed the intruder wasn't backing off, what did he do? He tried to fuck it. Just.. I don't even.

Eventually Sanct couldn't leave well enough and came to my aid. Started trying to defend to my honor. It was comical. Hilarious, even.

So, without further ado, here's some screen shots of a man named Legen.]

I seriously tried to be as retarded as possible.

In all fairness, I did give him 50g and a tranquil mechanical yeti. I didn't tell him that we were just fucking around with him, but I figure he may eventually figure that out.

Or not.

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0 #1 Villainocity 2010-01-26 00:05 …but if you feed them, won't they keep coming around? '

Also, 50g and a yeti? I'm going to log on to alliance, find him, and tell him that it was a dowry and that you guys are now legally WoW married. Quote

 

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