Note: this should have been posted way fucking earlier OOPS I FORGOT TO PRESS PUBLISH GOOD JOB I take a week off and fucking forget how to run my own blog SORRY KIDS.

Welp, my vacation is over and I am officially back to my normal nine-to-five. Except that never was really my schedule so saying my "normal nine-to-five" holds very little meaning. I guess it would be more accurate to say back to my normal irregular schedule.

Back to my... uh... large amount of Bright Hub articles and three blogs a week... I guess? That being said, before we go too far down the rabbit hole, I figured I'd ask you guys to go ahead and click a link for a friend. I've touched on the subject of Marissa and her dad before, so I will make this very brief.

-Click right here: Vote For Marissa's Bunny on Top Baby Blogs
-Click the image/text that says "Cast a Vote For Your Favorite Baby Blog" and "top Baby Blogs from PoshLittle.com"
-You're done, motherfucker.
-PS: Thank you.

Also they are having a giveaway on their blog, so be sure to go read up on it here if you're an Apple enthusiast!

I'll start this blog off proper like, by the way, with a great story.

On Tuesday, Sanct, Zreb, and myself took a little trip up to Erie. And other than the fact that I have no idea how to navigate Erie to get to Presque Isle, we managed to make it with little trouble. So, we spent forever at Presque Isle, and because it was so cold, we opted for hanging out on the beach rather than swimming. And we were seriously the only people at the beach, save for one 20-something lifeguard.

Who had dug a hole in the sand...

And was sitting in it.

I assume that he was probably trying to get out of the bitter wind. He was wearing the standard issue sweatpants and hoodie that Presque Isle lifeguards are given.

And sitting in a hole next to his lifeguard stand.

And for about three or four hours, this man sat in that sandy hole. And that wasn't even the fucking weirdest part. This gets WAY FUCKING WEIRD.

No NSFW today, sorry kids. I'm still busy on my "vacation" with Zreb and Sanct. I say "vacation" because really it is Zreb who is vacationing away from Texas, and Sanct and I are just using it as a big excuse to be lazy.

On Monday, we shuffled around and did a lot of nothing. We walked down to the lighthouse and found a snapping turtle. Naturally we picked it up. It hissed. Then we put it back down.

Well, technically I may have rubbed grass on its face first to see if it would bite it. No dice, he knew what was up.

Then we mostly just hung out and talked a bit.

My BFF was home, so we hung out on the porch briefly.

Today, however, we took our first of two day trips to Erie. It was nice to shuffle around the mall. We found Zreb an iPod charger, and Sanct tried out this..uh.. Giant fan. Basically it is a hurricane simulater, but I assume it actually is more true to those cash-grab things where they shove you inside and put a bunch of dollar bills in and they blow around and you have to try to grab them. Apparently it went up to 79MPH.

I was hoping he would come out looking disheveled and confused, but sadly it actually seemed to comb down his hair.

After that? Presque Isle. We ran around up to our calves in water. Then naturally, Sanct and I ran around IN the water. Zreb stayed on the beach (a wise choice, I feel) and didn't end up riding home without pants like I did.

Though we didn't go straight home. We also went to Paneras. So I had to take off my pants at Presqe Isle, put my pants back on in the busy parking lot of Paneras, and then turn around and take them back off in the parking lot of Paneras.

Good thing I am not very shy, I guess.

All and all it has been pretty kickass. I will try to shit out a good picture blog or something later on.