Written by Rook Wednesday, 16 June 2010 00:00
Okay so I was actually struggling to find something for this weeks NSFW for quite some time. So after smashing my brains out against the sideawalk for about an hour, I remembered that a long time ago I saw this absolutely horrific advertisement (when I still had advertisements - thanks host.ini for fixing that.) It was for a Sugar Daddy website.
And for those of you who aren't familiar with this...uh... arrangement... It's basically prostitution. Now, I'm sure there are thousands of men and woman out there (absolutely none of who read my blog) will disagree with me for whatever reason, but lets look a the facts.
A Sugar Daddy is looking for one thing: An attractive woman to spend money on in exchange to be seen in public with her, and often for sexual favor. Sounds a bit like prostitution, I think. Hmmm.
So here's the splash page of SugarDaddie.com, which is apparently a reputable Sugar Daddy Dating Site. 
Notice something a little weird? How about this:
Dr. Phil, huh? Well, if it's good enough for the good "doctor", it ought to be good enough for you.
Written by Rook Monday, 14 June 2010 00:00
So, today is Flag Day.
Don't get me wrong, I love the American flag. It's neat. It's nifty. It's... a flag. Apparently it isn't even a real holiday, though. However, Pennsylvania was the first state to officially celebrate this non-federal holiday. To each their own. I will stand in front of my house today and wave a tiny flag at it, because I'm pretty sure that is how you do it. Right? Maybe I should just carry a little flag around with me and wave it at people when they try to talk to them. It's blessing them with all my American patriotism. They should be so lucky.
I've been busy working away my little fingers as of late. I spend a lot of time working, and I really hate that my blog has turned into a "I WORK A LOT!!" blog but I guess that is what adults talk about when they grow up and get a job. Even if my job is from home and doesn't even require pants. To be honest though, I haven't taken advantage of the ability to work without pants. Somehow pants make me productive. The minute I take off my pants all I want to do is play World of Warcraft or watch Jeopardy.
But that is completely normal, right? Right!
Written by Rook Wednesday, 09 June 2010 00:00
So, Jenny had linked this whole ordeal on twitter a while ago and I just had to use it as a NSFW. I don't even pretend to understand furries.
Yes, you like animals. But really? That much? REALLY? I can literally feel the shame of the poor little puppy.
Really? So it got me thinking. Lets see what other furry horrors of the internet there are. Placed behind the cut because you might seriously die from this.
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My name is Rook, and I'm the sole writer for A Fork in the Socket (aFitS) - my personal blog. I'm a pretend writer, I'm a full-fledged twitter addict, and above all I'm a die-hard geek. You can find out more about me right here.